when you high at the dinner table
and your mom ask you to pass the collard greens
and you give her the mashed potatoes
where am i
"The idea is to cut you right out of the Titan’s neck."
i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it
Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness
when he doesn’t warn you
This is one of my favorite little comics on here.
Wow, this is exactly how I feel about life.
Pour Diet Coke into your vagina and tape Mentos to his dick for a real sexplosion.
Ugh the way he sings is so damn sexual. And don’t even tell me I’m wrong.