precumming:

tupacabra:

precumming:

i wanna be pinned up against a wall

image

not exactly what I had in mind

reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

megustamemes:

Sounds like the best party ever.

megustamemes:

Sounds like the best party ever.

raykeichele:

googlebus:

gamefreak108:

nutelligence:

googlebus:

hahahaha you came out of a vagina 

c-section ftw

You were never born then. Just removed.

ouch

Happy removal day, tumor baby

dekutree:

florallyyours:

ANIMORPHS

crackamorph

dekutree:

florallyyours:

ANIMORPHS

crackamorph

bones-get-that-thing-off-my-face:

youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:

idiotbh:

Amsterdam? more like Amsterdamn

image

If Jensen Ackles and Thor had a child it would be this man

holy shit

gaystray:

do you ever just smell an old perfume, or hear an old song, or pass an old hangout spot and kinda break inside for a couple minutes

"The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts."

tyrabankruptcy:

Person:

You: image

Me:image

Me:

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Most to Least Sarcastic

shitthesignssay:

  1. Aquarius
  2. Scorpio
  3. Gemini
  4. Capricorn
  5. Cancer
  6. Virgo
  7. Leo
  8. Pisces
  9. Taurus
  10. Sagittarius
  11. Aries
  12. Libra
missmurrka:

candybeatz:

missmurrka:

ever wish u could just

What jerk made this

it was me 
expressing my personal feelings about my body
i’ll make sure not to do that next time

missmurrka:

candybeatz:

missmurrka:

ever wish u could just

What jerk made this

it was me 

expressing my personal feelings about my body

i’ll make sure not to do that next time