fukkkres:

when you high at the dinner table

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and your mom ask you to pass the collard greens

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and you give her the mashed potatoes

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where am i


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"The idea is to cut you right out of the Titan’s neck."


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cieply:

i wanna talk about it but i really dont wanna talk about it


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unclefather:

Me as a doctor: This patient is down with the sickness


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africant:

when he doesn’t warn you


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petertchaikowsky:

nicolejanelle:

This is one of my favorite little comics on here.

Wow, this is exactly how I feel about life.


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Cosmo sex tip #368

cosmo-sex-tips:

Pour Diet Coke into your vagina and tape Mentos to his dick for a real sexplosion.


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elen-sila-lumenn:

Ugh the way he sings is so damn sexual. And don’t even tell me I’m wrong.


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